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World of happiness

Today I donated my watch, phone and RM500 to a poor guy. You don’t know the happiness I felt as I saw him put his knife back in his pocket.  I miss times when I was working at the zoo. My boss fired me just because I left the lion’s gate open. I mean who would steal a lion? I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, “I love my job, I’m my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do.“ Then I said, “turn left”.

EVER WONDER🤔

  • Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get to the Pharmacy for their prescriptions   while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
  • Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and yet get a diet coke?
  • Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens on  the counter tops?
  •  Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
  • Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
  • Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
  • Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
  • Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
  • Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do ‘practice’?
  • Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
  • Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  • Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  • Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
  • Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
  • You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
  • Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
  • Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
  • If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

We all need to smile every once in a while.   A Day without laughter is a DAY wasted!

 

  • Thank you for visiting I hope you are having an awesome day and if you are not, just know that in every new minute that passes you have an opportunity to change that.
  • “You must be the change you wish to see in the world.” — Gandhi.
  • Embrace obstacles to build the resilience required to live a purpose driven life.
  • “Because time is your most valuable asset, you can’t be willing to give it away to others freely" - John Hall
  • Life is what you make It - so make it count!
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